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Home Is Where the Heart Is

Where's the beef?
Computer Fix
lolmac
After I read up on the details of LJ's most recent clusterFubar, I wondered which cluster my own journal and comms were on.  (If you haven't read the gory details, or don't want to, the short version is:  LJ server cluster fall down go boom.  All journals connected to cluster fall over.  All journals connected to comms connected to cluster fall over.  Splat.)

Anyway.  Back to wondering which cluster I'm on.  It turns out that there's a lookup for that:  http://www.livejournal.com/misc/whereami.bml

So, Today I Learned:

lolmac and Fic Rush are both on cluster 4, NewYorkStrip.

Fic Rush 48 is on cluster 1, Steaksauce.

bethinexile is on cluster 8, Shishkabob.

RDA Daily is on cluster 6, Filetmignon.

macgyverdeleted is on cluster 9, ChickenTikka.  This is one of the compromised clusters; the other one, where the problems started, is cluster 7, Bratwurst.

I have another comm on cluster 12, PorkRibs.  Older cluster names, which might not still be in use, are TBone, Roastbeef, Tofu, Porkchop, Madcow, and Porterhouse; and Soybean, which definitely is.  I detect a naming convention.

Much older names included Indigo, Santa, Cartman, and Chef, but these are probably no longer in use.  The post I found discussing this was originally started in 2002, so that was another epoch in LJ geological time.  I find myself wondering if the "Chef" cluster name got the current convention started.

So which cluster are you on?  Are we neighbours?  Can you dig up the names of any others?

ETA:  added to the menu:  cluster 3, Soybean, cluster 5, Hambone, cluster 10, EggRoll, cluster 11, Fajitas, and cluster 13, HotWings.  Still unknown:  2, (probably Porterhouse) and anything higher than 13, if indeed there are more than 13 clusters.

Special thanks to miss_peg for filling out the list!

At this point, it seems likely that TBone, Roastbeef, Tofu, Porkchop and Madcow no longer exist as cluster names, so I needn't bother lamenting that LOLMac isn't on the Tofu cluster.
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Pretty stuff
lightchild2
lolmac
Ages ago, I posted a piece of Celtic interlace that I had done, and I really did intend to post more.  I'm very slow at getting stuff posted, sometimes . . .

Anyway, here's a pretty thing that I just did recently.  I designed this graphic for our wedding invitations and website:
And here -- under the cut -- is one I did quite a few years ago, for a different website.
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Spider's Web update
smartass
lolmac
I posted Chapter Four of Spider's Web last night:

Spider's Web on Ao3
Spider's Web on fanfic.net


It was a lot harder to find teaser excerpts from this chapter that weren't too spoilery, but here are a couple of samples.  These aren't actual spoilers, but I'll cut them anyway.

Sam cut herself off and examined Daniel’s expression, trying to figure out whether he had actually followed any of her explanation.

“Like playing Hangman with glyphs?” he said at last.

“Well, yeah. Pretty much.” She frowned thoughtfully at Teal’c’s apparent lack of expression. “Okay, Teal’c. Spit it out.”

Teal’c considered his now empty plate. “There is nothing for me to spit out, Captain Carter.”




Jack decided to start with the Gate complex, which ought to be interesting at least. Of course, there was that old saying about what the Chinese meant by ‘interesting’. From a Chinese point of view, Jack’s life had always been interesting.

Actually, he’d start by finding his way back to the transport rings, if he could, without getting lost or going in circles. He’d picked up a handy trick some years back from a group of Norwegian SFs, and it was even more useful off-planet than it had been on Earth: if the landscape was unfamiliar, you damned well made it familiar ASAP, using whatever mental tricks or shortcuts you needed. Jack checked the bearings he’d taken the previous night: the rocky spire of the Setesh Guard’s Nose over to the south, and the fine bald granite crown of Hammond’s Dome.

Special Delivery
Puckish
lolmac
Things You Don't Usually Hear in Domestic Conversations:

"Damn!  I forgot to check the mail for lizards!"

Seriously.  It happens.

Context:  I had just brought in the mail a few days ago, and I had, in fact, forgotten to check for lizards.  In other words, I forgot to make sure that none of the assorted small lizards that live on and around our home happened to have been hanging out in the mailbox at that time.

They do, you see, and if one of them is on the mail, it will freeze and cling tight until the mail is inside, and then leap off and skitter around inside the house, and if we aren't able to catch it and put it outside, it usually dies within a few days -- there's not enough food for them to find, and they usually can't find water.  And this is sad.

In this case, it was a small anole, which ran around the house, evaded capture, hid under a bookcase, and was eventually found on the couch a couple of days later.  We managed to catch it safely and evict it, and the same lizard was spotted a few days later, so it survived the harrowing experience.  (It was a temporarily tailless lizard, which made the follow-up identification possible.)

So that story ended happily, and I'm now remembering to check the mail for lizards.

Weaving the Web, 2: Bi-i-i-i-gger!!!
Predictable
lolmac
One of the things I carry into any fic I write is my own laundry list of make-it-better items: things that bug me in a show, or in other fics, or (in this case) in the novels. I figure that if I can’t satisfy myself on every level (and I never can), at least I can aim for that set of my own self-imposed challenges.

The top item on my list for Stargate was: teeeeaaam, as in, every member of the team needs to be indispensable to the plot. This includes getting into the headspace. When I started, all I really wanted to write was Jack’s POV. I love Jack. Writing his mental space was (and is) a joy, and getting out of it and writing for the others was and is a stretch – a real jump outside my comfort zone. I ended up posting an appeal for help with Daniel, in fact, when I realized I was freezing up mentally at the very thought of trying to write him well.

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And in other news . . .
End of Discussion
lolmac
WE HAS A DATE!!!

My partner and I, that is, for the wedding!

We're getting married on Saturday, the 10th of August, in the Seattle area.

Back when I last posted about this, very very late on Election Night, several of you indicated that you might be able to come.  So, if you're still optimistic about this, I need something from each of you:

- Please PM me ASAP (not to mention PDQ) with your ordinary non-LJ email address (for the Save-the-Date email I'm putting together) and your full real name and mailing address (for an invitation).  Even if you already think I have this information, send it again.

- If you're on my Flist but you aren't going to be able to make it, please PM me anyway with a non-LJ email.  We're also putting together a website for the wedding (the internet age really does make some things much easier!).  Some parts of it will be passworded, and this will allow me to send you the password.

If you won't be able to come, know that we both cherish your support and good wishes!

Onward!
Blessing
lolmac
Spider's Web, Chapter Three, is now live:

Spider's Web on Ao3
Spider's Web on fanfic.net



So is Jacob, in case anyone's still worried.  ;)

Here also are a couple of teaser items from this chapter:

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Sam's internal character voice comes up with some very interesting ways of looking at things.

I'll be doing another self-indulgent behind-the-scenes-eyebrows post later this week, I hope.

Weaving the Web: Lights! Action! Snark!
Lockpick
lolmac
I'm not posting a new chapter this weekend, but I am posting about the novel, so maybe this will patch the gap a bit.

As I mentioned in my earlier post, I started writing Spider’s Web with the specific aim of producing something that could be submitted for publication – and would have the best chance I could give it of being accepted. At the time, I was mulling several possible projects, and went with this one partly because I’d been given an idea that I really, really thought was interesting.

The actual idea came from my partner – and I’m not telling you what it was until much, much later, because it’s dreadfully spoilery. So, instead, I’ll talk about getting started. I will say this about the core idea: it had its own requirements, and drove several of the early decisions.

One early decision was when to set the story. Think about it: there’s a huge timeline available, and you can go anywhere on it. My first impulse, at the very beginning (before Missy gave me the shiny Idea), was to write very early in the series arc, when the relationships were first developing, because that’s a truly fascinating process. Then I read Julie Fortune’s Sacrifice Moon, my hands-down favourite of all the Stargate novels. It’s set in S1, and is actually the first SG-1 mission after the pilot arc: right after The Enemy Within! And it’s brilliant. So, no writing the Team’s First Mission: that had already been done.

But I was still drawn to the early arc, while the SG folks are still learning things that they later took for granted. They have fewer resources. They know less. And – rather to my surprise – it’s less-traveled territory: most of the Stargate novels I read or looked at were set later. (In particular, there’s a near-obsession with post-Abyss Jack.) Also to my surprise (at first), from what I could see in the fandom, the published novels have never been embraced as canon. After I had read more of them, this no longer surprised me; at the time, it mostly just relieved me. Accommodating the massive weight of canon is already intimidating as hell, and the thought of absorbing a dozen Official Novels on top of that had been daunting. Don’t get me wrong: I love working with canon. I especially love looking for dropped threads and intriguing gaps, and weaving them back in with my own imagined answers.

In the end, I set my book at a very specific point, which happens to be late in S2: after Show and Tell and before Out of Mind, because Reasons. This immediately created a whole new set of questions and problems, and one of the biggest was Reetou Charlie.

You see, I have Jacob Carter arriving at the SGC in chapter 1 – and it’s his first visit there since the Reetou business. The Reetou are one of the most startlingly dropped balls in that whole section of the story arc. Wham, they’re there, and then they’re gone, and they’re never mentioned again. Period. I could have written a book about Why No More Reetou, but that didn’t interest me. It did leave me with an immediate sticky situation: I knew that the first thing Jack would want to say to Jacob was “How’s Charlie”?

If you’ve read the first two chapters, you know what I decided the answer would be. Reetou Charlie is another dropped ball. He’s never mentioned again, ever. So I made a tough call: I decided he hadn’t survived. It’s a plausible decision, although not a happy one. And it gave me a priceless resource for that half of the chapter: another really good motive for tension and conflict between Jack and Jacob.

The second half of Chapter 1 is, after all, the bane of Stargate writers: the briefing room scene. Those scenes are eeevil. They’re talky. They’re static. They’re an open opportunity for data dumps. On the show, they were able to make them short and sparky, but on the page . . . Sacrifice Moon managed to make its briefing room scene so full of Teamy Goodness that it shone, but I gave up on another Stargate novel after it spent 100 pages in pre-mission prep. Angst is a fine seasoning but a thin source for essential story nutrients.

I wanted the book to showcase my strengths, after all, and one of those is action. So chapter 1 starts with a full-bore action sequence (the technique is more or less stolen wholesale from the Opening Gambits from MacGyver, and I make no apologies for this). Before the shooting starts, the prologue (seasoned with angst) sets the story firmly in the series timeline – and gives me a chance to start out inside Jack’s head. I can’t spend all my time there (there ARE three other team members), but I wanted to establish my master beachhead, as it were.

Accordingly, it’s halfway through Chapter 1 before we’re finally in the briefing room, trying to accomplish an infodump with enough Teamy Snark as leavening so that the dump feels less dumpy. Even without the loss of Reetou Charlie, there’s a lot of food for conflict. The Reetou story was a mess. It’s the third appearance of the Tok’ra, and they’ve gone from obnoxious and arrogant to obnoxious, arrogant and stupid. It’s no wonder they’ve accomplished nothing in 2500+ years, if their tactics suck that badly. The episode bugged me the first time I saw it, and when I re-watched it, I wanted to smack the Tok’ra upside the head and tell them they were idiots.

And then – in the next episode arc, the Tok’ra turn around and save SG-1’s butts. That’s quite a turnaround, if you think about it. It’s a full-bore relationship change! And that is the kind of gap in canon that really intrigues me. What might have happened, between point A and point B, to bend the direction of that relationship?



I know that the Tok’ra have their own fanbase, and that this story – if any of them actually stumble across it – will not meet their needs or appeal to their preferences. That’s how it goes. And in case anyone’s actually worried, no, I haven’t killed Jacob Carter. (We need him for later, and Canon, y’know.) But I’m not going to apologize for shooting him. I has a Reason.

Quick fic flag
BRB
lolmac
Part the First, which relates to Part the Second:  I just posted Chapter Two of Spider's Web.

Spider's Web on Ao3 (ch 2)
Spider's Web on fanfic.net (ch 2)



Part the Second, which relates to Part the First of something Entirely Different:  a lovely new crossover between MacGyver and Due South, written by Niente Zero, one of my dearest friends and most favourite fanfic authors.  Just think about it.  MacGyver and Benton Fraser!  Two Boy Scouts earnestly tackling Bad Guys in the wilderness!  Hasten and read and tell her how much you love it!  (Alert:  this is also the first chapter of a not-yet-finished WIP.)

Back in the Saddle
Gift Box
lolmac

I'm not sure whether it's a horse saddle (as in "climb back on after you fall off, especially if you're really nervous about it") or a bicycle saddle (as in "get back on and wobble around for a bit, and you'll remember how to do it as if you never stopped").  It has elements of both, but I'm hoping it has more of the latter.

After my long hiatus, I've finally posted something.  More to the point, it's the first chapter of a new novel:  a Stargate novel.  Yes, this is the one I started almost two years ago!  It's been a bumpy ride, and some of the bumps threw me right off the horse (or the bicycle).

Without further ado, here's the first wheel of the bicycle:

Spider's Web on Ao3
Spider's Web on fanfic.net


So why am I only now starting to post this?

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I blinked . . .
Look me up
lolmac
. . . and February went past.

I've been away most of the last week, in Seattle, at Software Boot Camp (seriously, it was a three-day intensive training that was the most mentally gruelling thing I've done since taking my GMATs).  My brain isn't really back online, nor am I . . . I think I have over a week of catching up to do.  Possibly more:  I've been semi-checked-out off and on for the last month, due to variable combinations of work, depression, fatigue, guests, and work.

My apologies if you've left posts or emails or PMs to which I would normally have responded, and I haven't, or haven't yet.  I'm hoping to catch up on some sleep first and the internet afterwards, and get plugged back into my community.  Cause I miss you all!

Meanwhile -- how've you been, and what've you been up to?
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Crossover of the Week
Sitcom
lolmac
From Cheezburger this week.  (The post was titled "Someone Needs to Bring SG-1 Back Just so This Can Happen".)

Fraud Alert
LOLMac
lolmac
. . . aka Why My Day Was Much Hairier Than Expected . . .

If your company has a PBX system -- especially if you have an older PBX system -- get international calling restricted or blocked NOW.  Also, do a security audit of your voice mail system.

According to the AT&T Global Fraud division, between midnight and 5:30 am, hackers accessed my company's PBX system via a vulnerable point in the voicemail system, and made several hundred calls to East Timor.

It's a kind of fraud I'd never even heard of before today.

After losing most of my day to phone issues, I worked late (and still didn't get all the time-critical stuff done that I needed to).  The last three hours I was in the office, I realized I was getting dead-line calls about once an hour, with the same out-of-state phone number on the caller ID . . . the hackers trying to break in again.  Creepy.

To anyone who was expecting to hear from me today, forgive me.  I'm dead tired and must internet another day.

an exercise in puerility
WTF
lolmac
I've been in an ongoing creative slump, and I haven't been posting or writing.  I'd like to get out of the slump; I miss it all.  I especially miss having more interactions with all of you!  It's the beginning of a new weekend, and I'm going to see if I can get a change started.

The weekend didn't start out propitiously, though.  Last night, I was initially delighted to see I had a review on Aftershocks (!) -- until I saw the review:

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So, I'm now going to try to do the Live Frog Meditation*, and make the rest of my weekend better.  My last weekend also started dismally and ended on a very high and blissful note, so there's precedent for Things Getting Better.

*As in "swallow a live frog first thing in the morning, and you'll know your day HAS to get better after that."

comm pimpage
LOLMac
lolmac
If you're at loose ends during the weekend, or prefer writing to Dysfunctional Family Dinners, or prefer wrestling with words to battling mall mobs, or you're behind on NaNo, or simply feel like it: on the fic_rush comm, we're not only having a round this weekend, we're having a Truly Epic Round.  Instead of starting at midnight GMT Friday and going for 48 hours, we're starting at 4 pm GMT today, 11 am EST, and going until Sunday evening!  The first day is a free-for-all, and heaven knows what damage we'll have done to the integrity of the time stream by the end, so do drop in if you're inclined!

If you aren't familiar with the 'Rush:  during a round, go to the fic_rush_48 comm and check in on the most recent hourly post.  No signups required -- you don't even have to join the comm! -- multi-fandom, lots of cheerful silliness, supportive people, and no trolls.  (We've had exactly one troll turn up in three years, and I kicked his ass out.)

For added fun (but purely optional), scroll back to the beginning of a given round to see what strange running jokes we've started.  Since this round will be Epic, it will start with an Invocation to the Muse.

And have a happy Thanksgiving or a very fine Thursday, or both, depending on where you are!
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timely reminder
smartass
lolmac
Thought for the day:

[Re:  writing] 

"Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right.

When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong."

Thank you, Neil Gaiman.

Signal Boost: Stormy Weather
smartass
lolmac
If you're anywhere in the path of Sandy, here's a truly wonderful post by alternatealto on getting ready for a really serious storm, getting through it, and dealing with the aftermath.  Go thou and read.  And be safe!

anti-earworm medicine
Jukebox
lolmac
This is my own remedy for a particular earworm, brought about by a certain Evil Song that Thothmes quoted earlier today in her latest brilliant crackfic (inspired, I am proud to say, by today's LOLMac).

No, I'm not going to give the title of the song outside of a cut, because it's one of those songs in which the title alone can trigger the worm.  However, it is an earworm that I do not myself fear, because many many long years ago, I learned a killer parody for it.  The parody is not only brilliant, it matches the tune better than the original words do, and all I have to do to drive out the earworm is think of the parody.

The parody originally appeared in the Westerfilk Hymnal, under the title "The Expansion Song", and was written by Jordin Kare in 1980.  It's a crib from Larry Niven's classic essay, "Greater Than Worlds".

If you can't figure out the tune, you don't need to know the song.

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new MacGyver webisodes
Porsche
lolmac
The webisodes for the 'new MacGyver adventure' are now online.  I also posted this to LOLMac, but if you haven't seen them yet:

MacGyver and the Citan

So, tell me!  What did you think?  I was a bit disappointed, but even a little MacGyver is definitely better than none.


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International Memery
Blessing
lolmac
Snurched from Archersangel:

1. Have you ever left the country you live in and where?
if so, where did you go?
Yes.  I've been to Europe once, when I was very young, in 1965 (I think):  we spent a week each in England, France, Switzerland, Belgium, and Denmark.  I've been to Canada several times:  British Columbia (mostly Vancouver, but also Victoria and one trip to Whistler), and New Brunswick.  In spite of living in New Mexico for ten years, I've never been to Mexico.  This used to seem rather silly, but now seems sad.

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Tech Alert: Update Java NOW
Dead Bug
lolmac
How recently did you install an update to Java?

If your answer is "Last week" or "Last month" or "Huh?  What's that?" or, in fact, anything other than "Yesterday" or "Today", go thou and update.  Now.  Then come back here and I'll tell you why, but seriously, DON'T WAIT.

http://www.java.com/en/download/inc/windows_upgrade_xpi.jsp

It usually comes as a file named 'jxpiinstall.exe'.  The file will also offer to install the Ask toolbar: uncheck this and proceed.

After installation, go into your control panel and un-install any older versions of Java that might be lurking (Versions 6 or less). The patched version is Version 7 Update 7.

ETA:  link to all downloads:  http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp -- the Mac update is about mid-page.

So.  Why?

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ETA4:  Oracle has released a patched version of Java 6:  it's Version 6 Update 35, and you can find it here.  This may be the best interim solution.  Unfortunately, it isn't available for the Mac.  If you want to go that route, uninstall Java 7, reboot, and then install 6.35.

Be safe, everyone.

quote for the day
Lockpick
lolmac
(I seem to be posting a lot lately . . . )

Excerpt from my Reader page this morning:

"This is the first purely creative writing I've done all year, and even though I don't even know if it'll be published, it feels so good to be writing, to not be hung up on making a perfect first draft, or to have my creative impulses drowned out by the Internal Critic. I'm writing. I'm creating. I'm telling a story! I'm looking into my head and scraping out what I find in there, and it feels really, really good."

Now, who do you think said that?  Specifically, who do you think posted that on a blog yesterday?

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iconic presentation
Budget Cuts
lolmac
This past week, I had my first go at an 'icon battle', sort of -- there wasn't any actual battling going on, but we did have nine people submit a picture each, and then everyone had to do an icon out of every image, whether they had any idea what the fandom was or not.

One of them gave me the opportunity to make a present for someone, woohoo!

This is for you, jackwabbit:


I think this also might be, perhaps:


The others are under the cut, and also in one of my icon galleries.
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The Wind and the Rain
Red Light
lolmac
I just checked the date on my hurricane-prep post from last year, which was when Irene looked likely to hit us.

August 23rd.

Meanwhile, the papers have overflowed all week with the 20-year retrospective of Hurricane Andrew.  Yes, 20 years ago, the first named storm of the season, storm A, didn't form until late August.  (And landed as a Category 5.)  When you dig back into the archives, 20, 30, 50 years, you do find that at one point is was common for the first named storm to wait until late July or August.  Now, it's June or even May.

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Good news from DW Land!
Puppy Eyes
lolmac
Dreamwidth is finally working out a way of letting people buy extra icon slots!  Being DW, it's more flexible than LJ.  Hah!  Apparently you can buy any number you like, whether it's 3 or 117.  They aren't cheap ($1 per icon),* but I trust DW to have set the price at a level that they can sustain -- in other words, it will cover the added infrastructure costs, and sustain their effort without anybody's soul being sold.

They have also announced that they're working on photo hosting.  Hear me, Dreamwidth:  I will PAY for a premium service that has the features that LJ just dumped.  Obviously, a free service will make it more available to people who don't have the same good fortune I have in terms of a job that pays me enough so that I have discretionary income for things like that.  But, as a Person With Discretionary Income, I'd pay for it.  Hell, if they enable all my desperately-missed features as a free service, I'll probably wander around DW and randomly donate credits in the name of karma.  Why not?

*ETA:  The extra slots are permanent.  So I take back my remark about them being expensive.  If you're buying extra icons, you're presumably planning on staying for enough years that it will break even, or better.

If your Paid account drops out of Paid status, the slots apparently go into limbo, and reappear when you're able to re-up.

Also, if they find out that they overestimated the costs, and are able to drop the price later on, guess what?  Early adopters, who will have overpaid, will get extra icon slots pro rata.  If, instead, DW finds out that they underestimated and have to raise the price, your bargain-price extra icons remain yours, no added payment ever required.

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